handcuff party

handcuff party
definition: you and another person of your choosing are handcuffed (or in this case zip tied) together; then the "keys" get dropped into the bottom of the fifth of alcohol; you now cannot be un-handcuffed until that fifth of alcohol is finished.

sound fun? or dangerous?

I'm no newbie to this game. I did it once as a freshman, this will be my third handcuff party, and my second one with my significant other. I know how the game works....you go slow...or as fast as you can without becoming ill. For my partner this was a "go too fast that I'm getting ill" party.

Here we are having fun, pretending finals week isn't next week, drinking out fifth of choice (which is and will always be captain morgan with squirt chaser) and we are getting pretty far along. I am a pussy at taking shots, so I just take tiny pulls frequently from the bottle. My partner on the other hand takes lots of gulps for every pull he/she takes. We are about finished when my partner informs me he/she needs some fresh air.

Not a good sign.

Between the mumbling and stumbling my partner decides he/she wants to lay down...so I decide he/she needs to go home. I walk back to the party to find a sober ride to take us back to my place.

When I reach the door of the party my friend acting as security is having some problems with some unwanted guests. He is a small guy so I enlist some of my friends to help him out with these problem boys (one is already bleeding from an earlier head butting incident at another party). They wont take no for an answer. The police are eventually called and our security tried to have them arrested!

In the meantime I find us a ride to my apartment...where I put my partner to bed with water, and of course they take up the entire bed...so I am left to sleep on the floor.

What a night.

On a side note, I woke up the next morning to find a brand new couch in my downstairs living room....turns out my roommates stole it. thats life for you